Well, apparently, he still has his arms and did not become “Bat-Bane.”

ABSOLUTE BATMAN #12 goes full on with the shift from big-time “superhero stuff” to full-on horror — which writer Scott Snyder has been setting up from the beginning of the “Abomination” storyline.

We now know what Ark M is all about, as well as the fates of Bruce Wayne’s closet friends — who were destined to become the ABSOLUTE version of his A-list rogues’ gallery.

Yes, the origins of this world’s versions of Killer Croc, The Penguin, Two-Face, and The Riddler totally lean into the sci-fi and horror genres, which are outside my comfort zone of my personal Batman sensibilities (though I do have a soft spot for Batman comic book horror like the classic BATMAN: RED RAIN and the recent BATMAN: FULL MOON), Snyder is doing something different and fresh, yet very much Batman at the core with this title.

Like, if he wasn’t, what would be the point?

My only quibble is with the writer having all these characters refer to each other with shortened first-name nicknames…like “Mar” for Martha Wayne, “Se” for Selina, “Way” for Waylon, etc. It’s annoying AF.

For sure, we’re heading for the big dukeroo (See what I did there? between Bane and Batman) and I’m all in to see how this pans out…especially now that Bruce and Alfred are pretty much a team.

On yeah…

The issue ends with a bit of a cliffhanger as we meet another classic Batman villain (which is debatable) for the first time in their ABSOLUTE incarnation.  If you’ve been reading, you know that it was coming.

Meow. – Bill “Jett” Ramey

GRADE: A-

 

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Bill "Jett" Ramey
Bill “Jett” Ramey isn’t just a Batman fan — he’s one of the founding fathers of the online Batman community. As the creator and Editor-in-Chief of Batman-On-Film.com, the original and longest-running Batman news and commentary site, Jett helped carve the very bedrock of modern fan internet press. A lifelong Dark Knight disciple, Jett has spent decades championing filmmaker‑driven Batman stories, cutting through fanboy noise with a Texas‑sized dose of honesty, and keeping the conversation smart, civil, and drama‑free. He’s the BOF Godfather — the guy who was here before the hashtags, before the clickbait, before the algorithms… and he’s still here, still talking Batman, still calling it straight. When he steps out of Gotham, Jett is pure Texas. He bleeds Dallas Cowboys blue, blasts Elvis and rock ’n’ roll, and has a deep appreciation for cold beer, dive bars, and Texas Longhorns football. He works out, he cooks, and he can grill like a man who’s earned the right to say “don’t assume” when he tells you he lives in the great state of Texas. He shares that home with his wife — “Announcer Rachel” — and their dogs: Gracelin the Labradoodle and Presley, a rescue pup named after the King himself.